Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Tips tentang PEREMPUAN utk LELAKI


ni tips ttg pmpn yg i jumpa..
erm..mmg menarik utk d kongsi bsama..
tips ni mmg bagus utk lelaki..
so..jom kita check 1 by 1 ye..


1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's
crying in her heart...

erm..pmpn mmg xnk tunjukkn dia sedih kn..nnti kata ratu airmata lak..
so kena la thn nangis tu..klu ak..mmg la..ak akan nangis sorg2..kt dlm bilik ke toilet ke..tp xnk nangis dgn si dia..

2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best
to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an
apology.


ok..yg ni bkn pmpn je kot..ak rs lelaki pun mcm ni gak..ye la kdg2 kita mmg memerlukan masa utk cool down..

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which
is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the
relationship's over.)

hehehe...mmg setuju...ye la dh syg..yg buruk pun nmpk indah je kn..

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute
of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

ops...yeke ni??tp klu dh leh flirt apa cer ni??

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she
will melt..

yela2..ak pun cair gak..rasa cm dunia ni ak yg punyer..bdn ringan cm kapas..

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to
react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would
start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a
friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?


pmpn mmg mudah jatuh cinta bila seseorg amik berat dgn dia..spend time dgn dia..n sentiasa ada d smping..tu mmg xdpt d nafikn la..ak pun setuju..
 
8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her
alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings
and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why
most girls like writing journals).

hahahha...ye la..klu x x kn la ak rajin wat blog ni kn??

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may
act look uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is
back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start
telephoning her friends to spread the news.
 
hehehe...xkn la nk tunjuk..nnti kata over lak kn..
 
14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her
get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to
study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl
that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she
never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance
stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is
standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she
loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and
going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close
to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that
order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL
girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

31. Girls always hope that they can always remain as friend with
their ex. But never know how!

hahaha..so guys...amik tips ni ye...girls mmg sgt sensitif n emosional...ak pun kena mngaku ttg bnda ni..sbb kdg2 ak leh jd lbh emosi..

Monday, November 16, 2009

Buah Hati I yg bwarna orange telah smpai~~

Ni la buah ati terbaru i yg bwarna orange dh smpai...
sgt gembira...

dan ke mana perginyer buah ati i yg lama....
oh..jojobo (nm gelaran utk kancil i yg comel) telah d turunkn kpd adik i..

--->adik..sila jaga jojobo along dgn baik2 ye...

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Pisau Cukur

 

1st day kuar cter ni i trus g tgk..erm..tajuk cter yg menarik & jln cter pun best..cuma tgh2 cter tu i rs cm lmbt ckit..huhu

msg positif dr cter ni i rs pmpn mata duitan tu bkn la jahat sgt..means diorg tu bkn la desperate nk duit sbb kepuasan diorg pun..for example: maya dlm cter ni jd bella nk cari lelaki kaya utk masa depan anak2 dia..erm..bagus gak tu..

xkn la nk cari org yg kita dh nmpk masa dpn tu sush..bkn la niat nk menghina kn..tp dh leh nmpk..xkn nk jugak..sbb cinta..erm..ye la cinta tu buta..tp xkn la kita nk jd buta sbb cinta lak..


tp xperlu la nk kejar yg kaya sgt..cukup la yg mampu utk sara kita & anak2..erm..ok la tu kn..leh hidup dlm keadaan sederhana..kaya sgt pun blum tentu bahagia..

erm..tp ada 1 benda lg pasal pmpn pisau cukur ni yg i nk ckp..
yg ni bkn dr film kt atas tu la..yg ni yg btul2 nmpk tajam pisau cukur nyer..yg keje nya mengikis lelaki2 kaya..
OMG..i hate dis kind of women..sungguh memalukn kaum2 wanita yg lainnyer..
yg nmpk muka baik..cantik..but d truth sgt2 la hipokrit..
tetiba teringat kt pantun ni..

apa guna bkain batik
kalau tidak dgn kebaya
apa guna bwajah cantik
jika hati tak mulia...

erm..bila renung2..btul gak..setakat muka cantik..tp dlm hati x ikhlas..xguna jugak kn..
muka yg cantik tu mcm2 leh wat..tp hati yg ikhlas..yg jujur n baik tu..susah nk cari..

berbalik kpd pmpn2 yg hipokrit & pisau cukur ni..nmpk baik tp pndai menggunakan taktik2 & ayat2 utk mndptkn apa saja yg dia mahukn dr lelaki2 kaya..
yg lelaki pun 1..pntang nmpk pmpn dahi licin ckit..dh suka..
bg je apa yg dia nk..padahal pmpn tu punya la xjujur..x ikhlas bkawan dgn dia..
org lain bleh nmpk..xkn la sendiri xnmpk..dh bbuih nasihat..tp tetap cari pmpn mcm tue..
erm..lantak la..bkn duit kita yg abis..duit lelaki tu yg abis kn..ada ak kisah??
lu pikir la sendiri..

tp bkn pmpn je pisau cukur tau..skrg ni ada jugak lelaki yg pisau cukur..
yg ni lagi la teruk..helo..U tu lelaki..xkn la nk mkn duit pmpn..sungguh x malu..ish2...

kt bawah ni artikel i jumpa kt internet..nnti i cr ciri2 lelaki pisau cukur lak..i rs lebih kurang je kot..

10 Ciri Perempuan Pisau Cukur

1. Di awal perkenalan si dia banyak memainkan peranan menggoda lelaki dengan menggunakan semua aset yang dimilikinya.

2. Perempuan pisau cukur ini kebanyakannya lemah lembut, manis dan bijak berkata-kata. Pada mulanya si dia tidak minta apa-apa tetapi lama-lama botak kepala lelaki mengadakan setiap permintaannya.

3. Perempuan pisau cukur berperwatakan seperti perempuan mewah yang memiliki segalanya. ini adalah untuk menyakinkan lagi lelaki bahawa dia tidak memerlukan harta lelaki untuk jadi senang. Namun harus diingat semua itu hanya berlakon semata-mata

4. Agak seksi dan menggoda. Maklumlah cara ini sahajalah yang boleh membuat lelaki cair.

5. Biasanya mempunyai sejarah pahit dalam kehidupan mereka. Umumnya mereka ini anti lelaki. Contohnya anak jadi mangsa rogol ayah sendiri. Apabila
usianya semakin meningkat, dia merasakan semua lelaki tidak boleh diharap dan dia menanam hasrat untuk membalas dendam pada semua lelaki.

6. Mula minta itu dan ini setelah agak lama berkawan. teteapi kebiasaannya ia akan bermula sedikit demi sedikit. Mungkin di awalnya si dia akan minta lelaki tersebut hadiahkannya telefon bimbit sahaja. tetapi selepas itu sikit demi sedikit dia mainkan peranan.

7. Tidak ada perasaan cemburu ataupun mahu mengakhiri hubungan dengan perkahwinan. tidak kisah walaupun tahu lelaki itu sudah berkahwin asalkan banyak harta perempuan pisau cukur tetap akan goda sampai dapat.

8. Mudah untuk di bawa ke mana-mana sahaja tanpa ada sebarang sekatan. Apa yang penting tempat yang dituju boleh memberi banyak manfaat padanya contohnya bershopping.

9. Akan merahsiakan latar belakang keluarganya. Walaupun kamu sudah berkawan dengannya hampir 2 bulan. tetapi kamu masih tidak tahu dari mana asalnya dan siapa ibu bapanya. Apabila di tanya dia lebih suka mengelak.

10. Apabila lelaki yang dikikisnya sudah tidak boleh beri apa-apa manfaat padanya lagi. dengan mudah dia mencari kesalahan lelaki tersebut. Biarpun apa yang dikatakannya tidak masuk akal. tetapi alasan-alasan yang di ciptanya memang sukar untuk dibidas.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Perutusan Raja Sehari :)


hahaha..bkn i nyer perutusan ok..
tp ni perutusan yg i dpt dr kwn2 i..yg i kena hadiri..

banyak btul i rs i dpt undangan kawen tuk akhir thn ni..
bln 11 ni ada 2 org kawan i nk kawen..sorg kt melaka n sorg lagi kt jb..
both my ex-mrsm jasin..huhu..
problm nyer both kawen on same day..so kena la bkejar2..huhu

pastu bln 12 pun ada 2 org kwn i nk kawen..sorg kt kedah n sorg lagi kt perak..pada hari yg sama gak..adoi..sush tul mcm ni..hehe..
yg ni kwn i masa matrik kt changlun dulu..

apa2 pun pd kengkawan yg akan menamatkn zaman bujang..selamat pengantin baru..semoga bkekalan hendaknya..

Thursday, September 10, 2009

getting to know each other~~

this thing came from my fb..Tagged by wanie..

I am thinking of new idea..but need some rest, surprisingly i use this time of mine to do this..haha

If you've been tagged or you are reading this, you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 (wow! so many) other victims. You have to tag me so really you just need 24 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way.

To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page (or look for the options under your name on the right), paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your title as "Getting to know each other!", tag 25 people including me (tagging is done in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.

trying to release my mind by doing dis..huhu


1. What time did you get up this morning?
4.50am..wake up for sahur n x tdo trus smpai skrg.. huhu..

2. How do you like you steak?
fully cooked

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
owh..dh lm sgt x g cinema..apa eh??cm dh lupa lak..night at t=d museum 2 kot..

4. What is your favorite TV show?
america's nxt top model..

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
erm..malaysia is wonderful..

6. What did you have for breakfast?
mkn nasi time sahur td..

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
ermm..nasi beriyani gam with kambing..yummy!!

8. What foods do you dislike?
erm..ada ke??cm sume pun ak mkn jer..

9. Favorite Place to Eat?
home sweet home..

10. Favorite dressing?
erm..skirt n tee..

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
kancil..bila nk tukar keta ni..

12. What are your favorite clothes?
ermm..ada ke??
sume ak pakai je..

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
rome..huhu

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
erk??

15. Where would you want to retire?
blk kg je kot..huhu

16. Favorite time of day?
12am..

17. Where were you born?
johor

18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
erm..ntah..sume pun aK tgk..bila dh xde benda nk tgk..

19. Who do you think will not tag you back?
mungkin org2 yg bz n xmo layan bnda alah ni..

20. Person you expect to tag you back first?
my frens..

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
ada ke??

22. Bird watcher?
perlu jwb ke yg ni??

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
i'm a happy go lucky person..huhu..

24. Do you have any pets?
yup..seekor arnab..bobo yg kuat mkn..

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
i'm so bz..trying to finished up my paper..o oh..nk idea..

26. What did you want to be when you were little?
police..teacher..accountant..oh..byk la..

27. What is your best childhood memory?
hmm..byk la..xlarat nk tulis..

28. Are you a cat or dog person?
cat or dog??erm..cat kot..

29. Are you married?
not yet..otw..

30. Always wear your seat belt?
always

31. Been in a car accident?
yup..not my fault..=p

32. Any pet peeves?
erk??

33. Favorite Pizza Topping??
pepperoni..

34. Favorite Flower?
lily..

35. Favorite ice cream?
vanilla..

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
McDonald..

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
x penah pun..1st trial dh lulus..

38. From whom did you get your last email?
prof zain..

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
fashion store..

40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
not really

41. Like your job?
i think so..

42. Broccoli?
love broccoli..yummy..

43. What was your favorite vacation?
vacation with him..

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
my housemates..

45. What are you listening to right now?
music from my pc..

46. What is your favorite color?
red + pink + white..

47. How many tattoos do you have?
oh..xbleh la..

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
nnti jap ak pkir..

49. What time is it:
11.51 am..jam dr pc ak..

50. Coffee Drinker?
love coffee..

~~KITA BERTANYA....~~

KITA BERTANYA : KENAPA AKU DIUJI?

QURAN MENJAWAB
"Apakah manusia itu mengira bahawa mereka dibiarkan saja mengatakan; "Kami telah beriman," ("I am full of faith to Allah") sedangkan mereka tidak diuji? Dan sesungguhnya Kami telah menguji org2 yg sebelum mereka, maka sesungguhnya Allah mengetahui org2 yg benar dan, sesungguhnya Dia mengetahui org2 yg dusta."
-Surah Al-Ankabut ayat 2-3


KITA BERTANYA : KENAPA AKU TAK DAPAT APA YG AKU IDAM-IDAMKAN?

QURAN MENJAWAB
"Boleh jadi kamu membenci sesuatu padahal ia amat baik bagimu, dan boleh jadi pula kamu menyukai sesuatu, padahal ia amat buruk bagimu, Allah mengetahui sedang kamu tidak mengetahui."
- Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 216


KITA BERTANYA : KENAPA UJIAN SEBERAT INI?

QURAN MENJAWAB
"Allah tidak membebani seseorang itu melainkan sesuai dengan kesanggupannya. "
- Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 286


KITA BERTANYA : KENAPA RASA FRUST?

QURAN MENJAWAB
"Jgnlah kamu bersikap lemah, dan jgnlah pula kamu bersedih hati, padahal kamulah org2 yg paling tinggi darjatnya, jika kamu org2 yg beriman."
- Surah Al-Imran ayat 139


KITA BERTANYA : BAGAIMANA HARUS AKU MENGHADAPINYA?

QURAN MENJAWAB
"Wahai orang-orang yang beriman! Bersabarlah kamu (menghadapi segala kesukaran dalam mengerjakan perkara-perkara yang berkebajikan) , dan kuatkanlah kesabaran kamu lebih daripada kesabaran musuh, di medan perjuangan), dan bersedialah (dengan kekuatan pertahanan di daerah-daerah sempadan) serta bertaqwalah (be fearfull of Allah The Almighty) kamu kepada Allah supaya, kamu berjaya (mencapai kemenangan). "


KITA BERTANYA : BAGAIMANA HARUS AKU MENGHADAPINYA?

QURAN MENJAWAB
"Dan mintalah pertolongan (kepada Allah) dengan jalan sabar dan mengerjakan sembahyang; dan sesungguhnya sembahyang itu amatlah berat kecuali kepada orang-orang yang khusyuk"
- Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 45


KITA BERTANYA : APA YANG AKU DAPAT DRPD SEMUA INI?

QURAN MENJAWAB
"Sesungguhnya Allah telah membeli dari org2 mu'min, diri, harta mereka dengan memberikan syurga utk mereka... ?
- Surah At-Taubah ayat 111


KITA BERTANYA : KEPADA SIAPA AKU BERHARAP?

QURAN MENJAWAB
"Cukuplah Allah bagiku, tidak ada Tuhan selain dari Nya. Hanya kepadaNya aku bertawakkal. "
- Surah At-Taubah ayat 129


KITA BERKATA : AKU TAK DAPAT TAHAN!!!

QURAN MENJAWAB
"... ..dan jgnlah kamu berputus asa dr rahmat Allah. Sesungguhnya tiada berputus asa dr rahmat Allah melainkan kaum yg kafir."
- Surah Yusuf ayat 12

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Updating the Old Tag from old friend (11/10/12)

This tag come from my old friend, Ima.


1st Questionnaire was answered as now: Wednesday, 27 May 2009 at 8.57 pm
2nd Questionnaire below is answered as now: Thursday, 11 October at 1.17 pm




1. 3 NAMES IN YOUR INBOX CELLPHONE?
- ok..let me check my inbox...

1) Tracy Hong Leong
2) Edie RHB
3) Pierce
2. YOUR MAIN RINGTONE?
We are Never Ever Getting Back Together - taylor swift ft b.o.b
3. WHAT YOU DID AT 12 LAST NIGHT ?
sleeping
4 . WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU WENT OUT WITH? WHERE TO?
my both sisters - having dinner at johnny's

5. THE COLOR OF THE T-SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING RIGHT NOW?
Red Baju Kurung


6. THE LAST THING YOU DID?checking my mail inbox..working..working
7. 3 OF YOUR FAVORITE EVERYDAY ITEMS?
1) My galaxy Nexus

2) Vaseline pure petroleum jelly (bibir i sgt kering..this items advise by dermatology specialist)
3) Sony walkman MP4 (my bestfriend at work & before sleep)

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM?
White
9. HOW MUCH MONEY IN YOUR WALLET NOW?
RM 72.00


10. HOW'S LIFE?
I'm feeling good

11. YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
One More Night - maroon 5 (as per today)

12. WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT WEEKEND?
Picnic & camping at sg congkak. (overnight tdo dlm khemah auww)


13. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW UR MOM?
3 days ago

14. WHERE IS SHE NOW?
At kampung laa


15. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO YOUR PARENTS?
last night. on phone

16. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON THAT TEXTED YOU?
Tracy Hong Leong
17. WHERE DID YOU HAVE YOUR DINNER LAST NIGHT?
Home

18. THE LAST SURPRISE YOU GOT?
He's outstation w/out early notice
19. LAST THING YOU BORROWED FROM YOUR FRIENDS?
Phone charger
20. WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND/WIFE?
Biarlah Rahsia....
21. WHAT DO YOU FEEL NOW?
Peaceful
22. WANNA SHARE WITH WHO?
Friends

23. WHO KNOWS YOUR SECRET?
My sisters
24 . THEY KEEP YOUR SECRET?
There should

25. ARE YOU ANGRY WITH SOMEONE?
Nope
26. WHAT DO YOU ORDER AT MCD?
spicy chicken mc deluxe..

27. THE LAST TIME YOU FELT SO SAD?
Forgot la..last 2 months may be
28. WHAT IS YOUR WISH FOR TOMORROW?
I wish my home loan is approved
29. MONEY OR LOVE?Both!!
30. WHAT YOU RATHER BE? FAT OR UGLY?
say NO to fat, say NO to ugly

So who's gonna get tagged?? All of my followers, please do okay. Don't pretend that you don't read this... I know...

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Best Response of D year~~~~


this is an email i've got from my fren..who is a lawyer..

~~~If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...


Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'



Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'



Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trustyour fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'



Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'



Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'



Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.

**erm..so sape yg xbleh dpercayai..police officer or lawyer??huhu..